January 2009
You can't use it on a standardized test, anyway:... →
stuckino:
derbygirl:
(via brightq)
What??? I write almost exclusively in cursive!
Pretty soon cursive is going to be one of those fun extra lessons you might stay after school to take, like calligraphy or shorthand (which I was still required to take in high school, btw).
Thanks to computers, I don’t even remember how to write in cursive.
Remember that part of the SAT where you had to...
Nicolas Cage was supposed to star in 'The...
Thank God he didn’t
I just realized that development for Arrested Development isn’t arrested anymore by Michael Cera holding out. Best joke ever or coincidence?
'Arrested Development' movie is on! →
samjane:
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!
I still hate Michael Cera.
Order A Signed(Possibly Personalized) Chuck... →
I’d really really really like to get a personalized copy of Fight Club or Pygmy.
It takes courage to grow up and turn out to be who you really are.
– e. e. cummings (via reluctantbuddha) (via featherpluckn) (via havent-got-a-prayer)
You're Going To Be Talking About This: Citigroup... →
(via thedailywhat)
They should have purchased several thousand Chryslers or Fords instead.
I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That’s the thing about...
– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 10 (via samarmoussa) (via havent-got-a-prayer)
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-1-25) →
Fleet Foxes (21)
Fall Out Boy (16)
Bon Iver (14)
Old 97’s (7)
TV on the Radio (5)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
I don’t think I’ll ever dry out.
– Sandra Bloom, Big Fish
There’s a time when a man needs to fight and a time when he needs to...
– Ed Bloom, Big Fish
Ski Stunt Simulator →
lolblog:
Oh how I love this game.
I forgot about this one. Good times.
A man’s penmanship is an unfailing index of his character, moral and mental, and...
– Lord Philip Stanhope (via rulesformyunbornson)
I write in all caps for this reason.
Dr. Spaceman: Tracy, I don't know how to say this. Dee-a-buh-tees?
Tracy Jordan: DIABETES?
Dr. Spaceman: That's it! Well now we know what we're dealing with.
Michael Emerson's Emmy Reel, 2009
samjane:
onemoretimewithfeeling:
shorterexcerpts:thewordunheard:fareastmeetswildwest:fatmanatee:bikerfish:perpetua:
This moment came out of nowhere, and made me laugh out loud. Love this gif.
YES!! I was waiting for someone to make that into a gif. Yay internet!
During our first floor meeting in our dorm, our Community Advisor told us to share some information about us, including...
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Shameless self promotion for my new project-thing. This means no more Lost explosions on here.
I just saw a preview for Chuck where Tony Hale’s character screams “NO TOUCHING!”
I’ve been waiting for this reference for a while now.
I can't ever look at an open dishwasher the same...
(via danhacker)
My first thought was “Who’s dumb enough to put the knives sharp-side up in a dishwasher?” and yes I’m glad I’m not at home to unload the dishwasher.
So, the lesson here is clear: No longer can the American media be relied upon to...
– Bill O’Reilly, in a remarkably and hilariously un-self-examined moment (via sade)
Thank God someone acknowledged this.
If there are 25 or fewer qualified works submitted in any category, the Music...
– - Rule 16:Music Awards, Section IV, Subsection 8
That is why The Wrestler wasn’t nominated.
Last year was just a good year for Original music as both Once and Enchanted probably submitted the bulk of the 25 works.
beccawashere:
electricpencils:
get nominated for Tropic Thunder?
That movie sucked and his performance wasn’t bad, but certainly not Oscar-worthy.
Hollywood loves a redemption story and RDJ’s got one in spades. He’s in the midst of a tremendous comeback and he had a great year (2 well-reviewed films in the top 20 highest grossing of 2008).
His role in Tropic Thunder was probably one of...
Sorry for the LOST porn. I like to watch the occasional episode.